Karl Pilkington: Idiot or Philosopher?

Last week, I was told of a travel show put on by Ricky Gervais called An Idiot Abroad.  The premise of this show involves Gervais's dim-witted friend Karl Pilkington traveling the globe to see the New Seven Wonders of the World (including the Great Pyramids instead of the Colosseum).  Along the way, Karl must navigate local cultures and customs much to his chagrin and Gervais's delight.

The very title of the show sort of sums it all up.  Karl has been labeled an idiot.  Stephen Merchant describes Karl as a "typical small Englander" who doesn't care much for travel.  Gervais and Merchant put Karl through all manner of awful experiences that most budget travelers are all too familiar with.  He stays in awful hotels and hostels, is kept awake by street noise and party-goers, is forced to eat foods that are he considers absolutely disgusting, etc., etc.  Believe me, if you've ever traveled as a backpacker, you've probably experienced most of what he goes through.

However, the most interesting thing about the show wasn't the Wonders or the cultures.  It was Karl himself.  Despite the constant complaining and cringing, I was amazed at the humorous, yet oddly poignant observations this so-called simpleton made.  In Mexico on Easter Sunday, Karl was witness to the Burning of Judas festival.  He asks his guide what this has to do with Easter, since he doesn't see Jesus or chocolate eggs anywhere.  The guide is stymied for a second and has to formulate an answer, which tells me that he hasn't really thought much about it himself.  After thinking for a few seconds, the guide explains that the burning objects are a proxy for Judas Iscariot, and that the festival is symbolic revenge for betraying Jesus.

Now, here's where I begin to view Karl as less of an idiot and more of a Socratic philosopher.  By his line of uncomplicated questioning, Karl made his local guide think about the festival and explain it.  I'm inclined to believe that Karl has forced a deeper understanding of the festival upon the guide, even though he himself admitted to knowing nothing about it.  I was also beginning to view Karl as a hell of an amateur anthropologist.  I mean, I went to school for six years to learn how to ask this sort of simple question, and he's doing it naturally.  Now, as unintentional as this may have been, is this the work of a proper idiot?

I did some Internet searching and I found another documentary starring Karl titled, Karl Pilkington - Satisfied Fool.  This production follows Karl around as he takes a Mensa IQ test and talks to "intelligent" people as he tries to decide if he would be happier if he were more intelligent.  At the end of the show, we're informed that his IQ score was 83 (the national average in the UK & US is 100).  This show is not amusing, but it is enlightening.  Despite Karl's lack of education and his apparently low IQ score, the way in which he handled the deeper question of the show reinforced my perception of him as a philosopher, albeit a simple one.  At the end of the show, Karl wonders if he would still be himself if he were smarter.  That question alone shows both wisdom and character.

And wouldn't his simplicity make him a more pure philosopher than an ivory tower intellectual?  Most philosophy students will read what others have thought, and then use that knowledge as a framework for their own thoughts.  But Karl is unfettered by the legacy of those who came before.  And the fact that his mind seems to work in a wholly different way means that he may potentially be a very influential thinker.  But will anyone understand him well enough to filter through the crackpot ideas to get at the intellectual gold?  Or am I overthinking this myself?  In the meantime, I present this for your consideration:


Dear Super Bowl Fans: GTFO!

I hate football.  I don't just not like football.  I mean, I really hate football.  So, imagine my misery when I discovered that this year's annual grunt-and-sniff fest, also known as the Super Bowl, was to be held in my fair city.  My first inclination was to run far away for four days prior and two days after the meeting of the mentally challenged had occurred.  Unfortunately, money is in short supply and the TSA has outlawed the use of good looks and charm to gain entry to an airplane.  So, I'm stuck.

Once it became apparent that I would have to ride out the storm, I stocked up on canned goods, bottled water, and ammunition.  I built a barricade of literature and philosophy books, since intellectualism is to a football fan what garlic is to vampires.  And even though I'm not inclined to believe in a god, some celestial force seemed to side with me.  Freezing rain and sleet pelted a city that is woefully unprepared to deal with winter weather.  The roads were all but impassable and the mass transit system came screeching to a halt.  The Dallas Morning News posted stories speculating on whether or not the poor response to the snow and ice would hurt Dallas's chances of getting another Super Bowl.  Only if I've been a very good boy this year!

Today was unfortunately a good weather day.  Most of the snow and ice has melted, and the gridiron gits swarmed the streets of Dallas.  They clogged the highways just like the fatty build-up in their arteries, and turned a Saturday evening drive into a scene from a David Carradine movie.  And since I live in an area of Dallas that is flush with bars, restaurants, and other night spots, I'll be able to hear their tribal grunts, howls, and hollers all through the night.  I can hear them skulking around in search of hot wings and Bud Light as I type this.

You may wonder why I'm so bitter toward football and football fans.  If you've ever been around them during their mating season (again, the Super Bowl), you understand.  If you don't, you're probably one of them.  In short, I've found that football fans tend to suffer from the worst ethnocentrism (if you can call it that) that I've ever seen.  When I was in the navy, people would often ask, "Did you see that game this weekend?"  I would say, "Nah, I don't really like football."  The response to that was almost always, "What are you? Gay?"  My common response to this was something along the lines of, "Hmmm, let's see...I don't like to watch a sport where a grown man in tight pants bends over in front of another grown man in tight pants.  This man then places his hands near the genitals and/or rectum of the man in front.  When they do something right, they celebrate by slapping each other on the asses.  Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not the gay one here."

Tonight is like the skirmish before a vicious battle.  The enemy is out there, probing my defenses.  Tomorrow their primal rage will reach a crescendo.  Many will revert to behavior not seen since the Australopithecus.  Objects will be thrown, possibly fecal matter.  The spoken word will be meaningless as the higher reasoning centers of the brain are cut off from oxygen by alcohol and trans fats.  I will be secure within my fortress of books, blasting Stravinsky to keep the beasts at bay.  The line in the sand has been drawn; woe to those who cross it.

Should this be my final post, tell my wife that I thought she was alright.